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by johanna on Oct.09, 2008, under General

I can’t wait till I can bend over again!

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Demoted…

by Mike on May.30, 2008, under General

It’s finally happened. For the past two nights, I have been demoted to sleeping on the . Who thought that only 3 months into , I would find myself in this position. What did I do to deserve this kind of treatment (and believe you me, I deserve it?) Well, I will tell you. I told that we could keep her Double/Full bed instead of my Queen.

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The anti-pregnancy pill

by johanna on May.12, 2008, under General

I thought of something as I was puking in the shower this morning.  Why don’t I invent a pill that women can take every time they start getting hungry.  The pill would remind them what it is like to be so they would think twice about doing it again! j/k I don’t think it would I am just cranky because I am !

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My Mom’s Birthday

by johanna on May.04, 2008, under General, Married Life

Saturday was my mom’s birthday, I still don’t know how old she is, when I asked my dad said, “I think she is somewhere in her thirty’s”. I let it drop, I took it as a subtle hint. and I drove up to to give her present to her. We were just chilling waiting for the of the gang to show up and my mom asks, “so are you yet?” I said “NO” something is wrong with , we know I it is all his fault. They all laughed and said I had a lot of . When My siblings showed up I asked my dad if he had any chocolate milk, he always has it so when he said he didn’t I was surprised. He said I’ll just run out and get some. later that day when I was happily my chocolate milk my in law Rebecca and my dad were talking and he mentioned that I had a for chocolate milk and that he HAD to go get me some. Rebecca turned to me with a surprised look on her face and I had to defend myself once again. I am not pregnant where are you getting this. Finally it was time to open presents. We gave my mom a little bag that wasn’t very heavy, she grabbed it first to open. She rummaged through the paper having a hard time finding the gift. Finally she found it. Her eyes went wide and she started waving a little stick in the air. Yes, I lied we are pregnant. And it took all I had to come up with excuses as to why I was NOT pregnant that day! I hope you enjoyed this . We sure did!

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